LGBT Senior’s Weekly Humorcope: ‘P’ is for Pisces

Because the universe clearly has a sense of humor.

♈ Aries 🔥
This week you will feel a sudden urge to reorganize something. It may be your closet. It may be your entire life. Start with the closet.

♉ Taurus 🌿
Someone will tell you that you’re stubborn. You will calmly explain that you are consistent. Then you will continue doing exactly what you were doing.

♊ Gemini 🌀
You’ll have three ideas at once this week. Two will be brilliant. One will involve ordering something online at 2 a.m.

♋ Cancer 🌙
Your nurturing instincts kick in this week. Just remember: feeding people is generous, but feeding them again because they “look thin” may cause concern.

♌ Leo 🦁
You will receive attention this week. You will pretend to be humble about it for approximately twelve seconds.

♍ Virgo 📋
You’ll notice something that isn’t quite right. You will fix it. Then fix it again. Then quietly wonder why other people don’t see the problem.

♎ Libra ⚖️
You’ll spend time weighing two choices this week. In the end you’ll pick the one that lets you avoid awkward conversations.

♏ Scorpio 🦂
Someone will underestimate you this week. Do not correct them. Let the mystery do its work.

♐ Sagittarius 🏹
Adventure calls this week. It might be travel. It might be trying a new restaurant. It might be clicking a questionable internet link.

♑ Capricorn 🏔
You’re feeling productive this week. Be careful not to accidentally schedule relaxation like it’s a business meeting.

♒ Aquarius 🌊
You’ll have a very unusual idea this week. Write it down. At minimum it will confuse people in interesting ways.

♓ Pisces 🐟
Your imagination is strong this week. Just double-check that the thing you’re worried about hasn’t only happened in your head.