The Weekly Readlines September 25

BIG CUP: THE WEEK’S STOP STORIES
Or maybe just my favorites …
Jimmy Kimmel Rises from the Dead
Free speech lives to laugh another day
Stalled Escalator Causes Global Incident
Because everything’s a conspiracy now
Release of the Epstein Files Gets Closer
218th vote assured after Democratic win
Shell Case Engravings Starts a Trend
Race to Fit Old Testament On a Bullet Heats Up
LGBTQ
Horror Film Digitally Altered In China To Make Gay Couple Straight – The Guardian
As the LGBTQ Youth Population Doubles, Number of Bills Targeting Them Triples – The 74
Stand Bi Me: Launch of Mind’s Bisexuality & Mental Health Resource – Mad In America
U.S. AND BEYOND
The American system is badly broken | Bernie Sanders | The Guardian
US Rep. Tom Tiffany enters race for Wisconsin governor – WPR
Trump’s Trade War Pushes Some US Farmers To The Brink | CNN Politics
HEALTH AND AGING
Have You Tried Square Dancing Lately? Research Shows It Can Help Fight Aging
Why ‘Aging In Place’ Is Actually Harder For Seniors Than Moving (& What To Do Instead)
America Is on the Cusp of a Two-Tier Vaccine System (Paywall)
Health Insurance Coverage Among Same-Sex vs Different-Sex Couples – JAMA Network
Advancing Research on Stress, Resilience, and Aging in Transgender Populations
LGBTQ+ 55+ Game Night: Fun, Friends & Laughter – Coastside News Events
SCIENCE
Most of an Earthquake’s Energy Is Released as Heat, Not Shaking
ENTERTAINMENT / CULTURE
Morrissey Cancels US Shows After Death Threat In Canada
Russia’s Answer To Eurovision Is Less Kitsch, More Kremlin